Nickname: Ken Adams, The pen dropper

 

Date of Birth: Adan was a problem child from birth. The labour procedure lasted over a three day period so there was no definitive date.

 

Written By Adan

 

Born as Kenneth Hilary Adams, he was reared in a run-down desolate flat on the eastern borders of the mainland, a town central to the ugly folk of the common north. Brain-dead, he left education at the age of 21, and for five years he spent the grander episode of his life at the local. He would take the occasional hour for pleasure time, whatever that may have been. Though we have now come to conclude it had something to do with a large pen collection.

 

The next period of his life is some what bleak. Where he went for the next 18 months was somewhat of a mystery. Something even Shaggy and Scooby would find difficult to remedy (which by the way we are casting for those two characters for the movie). However the lotmatrix team never fails to come up with a good story about their beloved educational associates.

 

We imagine during the unknowing period of time in which he appeared to have gone astray, he himself was involved in a journey that would take him across the vast, majestic plains of the northern islands of the secret great communist empire of Europe. He had probably packed his bags up some time late in 1998, obviously missing the Cinematic release of the Matrix (which was released April 6^th 1999, and coincidently the Revolutions DVD is globally released April 6^th 2004). This would explain his unfulfilled and vacant soul, one without hope or desire without cause or belief one with an inevitability for certain doom.

 

He left the entertainment capital off Ireland and made for the west, away from the sun, into his own destiny, to make his own fate and to be walking downhill. Of course he did not leave without justice for his own essence. On that very night, just before his leave, he raided the local parishionery box for all its worth and the wardrobe of the ministers cloak room for its pens and in all probability for some cloaks. His fanaticises with out any doubt extend beyond our level of understanding.

 

Adan was not always a dunderbrain in school. One time, whilst paying attention in a chemistry class, which he was not supposed to be in, he discovered that the fluid required for the functioning of the fascinating ball point pen indeed could run done, of course with extensive usage, something he had yet to discover. However this discovery greatly shocked Aid and some months later when the information had eventually filtered through his abnormally thickened skull, he had an idea. Never before had he had one, so it was imperative that he should act immediately.

 

The next stage of his journey would take Aid to the source. Following this, the machine mainframe would redirect Aid out of the Hollywood studio towards the true source of his problems, in Iraq. Adan learned from the Matrix computer just before Keanu Reeves killed his girlfriend, that pens used a uniquely standard crude oil for their functioning. Well, again the Ad was bombarded with information but he made for the sunset paradise and serene democratic country.

 

Like the journey of Adans life, where events never occurred conventionally the crossing to Iraq was not one of a homogeneous portrayal. The trip to the tropical land was made via submarine transportation. To the delighted eyes of Aid the onboard crew where a happy bunch, dressed in tight "curvature" revealing short-shorts, huge muscular biceps bursting through their skin tight shirts, thunderous thighs and together they were singing cheerful sing-alongs; "In the Navy!", "When your scrubbing the deck", "When your scrubbing your mate" and an old favourite "Im gonna bench press you tonight"

 

Well as you can see Adan was much delighted with the events and goings on within the sub. However when alone with the captain in his quarters, Ad made a daring move that would end his life's journey on that vessel. He lifted a pen from the caps desk dropped it discreetly on the floor and inquired the captain to pick it up...slowly. Well the captain was not at all fooled and so Adan made for the upper hull exit and jumped into the waving ocean. However to his good fortune the warm ocean current that defies all geographical reasoning carried him to the Iraqi coast.

 

Here, He met up with Saddam. Still after a large collection of pens to drop in front of vulnerable folk, he proposed some rather interesting ideas with. In exchange for two life time supply of ball point ink for his pens, Adan would supply a good hiding place for Saddam until the war was over. He directed him to a cool hole somewhere in a barren place and insured his safety. Well he hadn't seen him since. He remained in the country for a short time longer, but he was forced to leave, some guy called Bush was coming for his oil.

 

Well life in all its glory eventually led him home, here he would attend education again, and fate would redirect him in the direction of the lotmatrix team. Here they would put up with his pen dropping for the last time and offer him an alternative hobby. Keep Stevie away from us. He failed! And so gained a role in the movie.