We at lotmatrix met up with this bizarre fellow in an explosion some time back. It was one member, Steve, who had the grand pleasure of meeting the volatile orientated guy in his third year of education, also significant for Steve as he had no longer to pretend he had started puberty and discarded the phoney comical beard and his daily use of a banana.

 

It was on a Friday afternoon, when fellow chums of his place of education were preparing themselves for a standard chemical experiment. However the Gorn man character has been known in the past for his great mischief. Once in a most enthusiastically challenging French lesson, during the days of the mobile phone, the gadget man himself received an incoming transmission from of course another mate. Never before has anyones face turned such a pale white with horror. And with the on looking eyes of the educator which seemed to burn deep into his soul he responded with a most educated like answer.

 

"Ahhhh, ummmm... that was my alarm."

 

This of course was followed with another face change. Turning a furious red with extreme embarrassment, a person could cook a feast over his face it was flamming that hot.

 

However that incident could never compare with that day in the laboratory. The experiment no doubt involved another host of extremely diluted chemicals and uninteresting reactions. Now and again the class would be most thankful to experience a fizzing effect or as they over emphasised it "effervescence". Understandably, the Gorn Man, was not at all impressed. His character needs to be satisfied with new and unnecessary events, preferably explosive or electrically induced, causing death.

 

All had sat down at their work stations, chemical mixing and teat pipette squirting was ongoing throughout the hour. However beside one Steve, who was preparing a flammable execution of a wooden stick man, the Man himself was busying with one of four available gas taps. He figured he would try and fill his porous, swim-suit like material pencil case with the explosive gas. However this was not the real danger. Unknown to Mr.G, the sink beneath him was filling with the dense gas.

 

Disaster was imminent. And in slow-mo action Steve prepared with the Bunsen burner for the execution. And in no time at all a large flame generated from the surface of the sink, spreading with speed across the work surface. With further and further distance a large explosive bang went aloud, and simultaneously the room lit up, with test tubes dropping, girls screaming, Steve making an exaggerated dive of he table top crashing into the ground... breaking his nose for the first but not last time. One Donaghy was entering the room returning from a unusually long bathroom break (hmmm) and responded with

 

 "Holy Camoly"  And dove back out the door again.

 

 One J.C. remained in his seat gripping tightly to a test tube hoping to himself;

 

"That better be apple pie in my underpants"

 

One N. Clay responded in the good ole cockney accent,

 

"Bullocks, do we lose marks for this"

 

Amazingly the instructor made for the emergency stop switch in a most athletic fashion skipping two table tops. But above all the commotion, was the extreme laughter of the Gorn Man, unable to breath he went red in the face. Never had he had so much excitement concentrated into a small moment.

 

How could we at lotmatrix leave this guy out of the movie? I think not. He is without a doubt, the most smoking character of us all. And so it is we name him the "firstarter"