The "Educated Man", as he is named in the metropolitan centre of Ballinderry, little Rossalina, had led and continues to lead a most interesting and fascinating childhood. In an interview with the lotmatrix online team he told us in these words;

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get, unless you read the label, then you do know what your gonna get, therefore in conclusion to my initial statement, life really aint like a box of chocolates, cause..."

Well at that point we interrupted the talking bible and decided we would write our own account of the character to be.

We at lotmatrix.tripod.com believe Rossanjavicke, is indeed a sweet and gentle lad, who enjoys life in all its finest ways. Often we imagine Ross as a little fairy queen, who on Sundays, switches off the violent, unnecessary, competitive sport on the television device, and makes his way to the buttercup garden at the back of his thatched house. Here at his own peace of mind, he could contemplate over the past weeks events. How he brutally but gracefully strangled little Jimmy to near death, how he stole that matured metro from the old age pensioner in a brilliantly sophisticated fashion, and how he managed to fake a snow day in the school disrupting the the education system further.

Ah, how life has being so great for me, he would wonder, but I cant help think of it. That too few of those that truly matter, fail to realise my work, my effort, my long grafting hours of planning and my deep dedication to life.

This mode of thought would have greatly troubled Rossanglia, even through times of warm hearting events, such as the Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions cinematic days and even that undeserving movie, the Lord of the Rings.

However at that time we believe that the poofter had experienced a sudden but most deadly change of events on the eve of Boxing Day, 2003. We do not know exactly when it happened but what we do know is that some time late in that stormy rainy night, Ross had received a phone call from the fourth back-up sub-co-director of the current movie in preproduction. The phone call is what little Ross needed to boost his ego, and distract him momentarily from homosexual activities.

Well Ross was chuffed, to find out that he would be starring in low budgeted, high risk, and to a great extent an unwanted movie. Overall Ross is a dead on guy, who likes to eat cheese and play the Nintendo Gamecube from Monday through to Wednesday (strictly).