Date of Birth:
01/90/86
Nickname: You have ginger hair.
Written lotmatrix
Born in the grand county of Londonderry or Derry depending on your racist belief, Meo had all his life pondered on the
gaping hole in his life, the missing link in his later stages of puberty, the unfulfilled destiny that would surely make his
life complete. In 1998 he became aware of that undefined, philosophical movie known as the Matrix, and so the discovery
of this mysterious highly technical film inevitably led to the evolutionary step between childhood and teen hood.
However the Orangeman as he was called, for his unique brown hair, had still failed to understand in any true depth the meaning
of the movie in relation to his pointless and most grim life. It took the return to county Londonderry/Derry, where Meo
would attend a grand school of 700+ fascinating folk before he could realise the exact purpose of his fate.
Here he met over the course of six, long, dreadfully boring years, his future cast for the current movie in development. More
importantly it was at this school where he met two intellectually challenged individuals, known to you as Crap face and Crappier
face. Now friendship is both a fragile and frail thing, so for that sake he renamed the bizarre guys to, Dvon and Mic.
It was late December in the third year of the second millennium, since the birth of Buddha, following the cinematic release
of the futuristic motion picture, Lord of the Rings, the Return of the King (what a long title), when the boys men
decided to dedicate the rest of their lives to cheese. This fate was undesirable to Steve but he had nothing else better to
do. However an extremely peculiar change of events took place that year. In a meeting of the single people, in the sixth form
study centre, the most unlikely person of all, had come up with a better and a more devising plan to dry the sorrows
of the chums tears. And no, not Stevie McC, but Dvon, the American, decided to make a movie about two of the greatest things
they all share and love, but they struggled to find two women who like each other that much, and so they settled with a combined
movie about the Lord of the Rings and the Matrix.
Meo
now found that his life would be complete if he would be given the chance to release such a classic romance, and so he has
swore on the Agent Smith poster on his blue bedroom wall, that he will complete this task.
