Nickname:
Costcutter Man
Date of Birth: 1986
Written by lotmatrix
The lotmatrix movie
initially set out to be a saga about love, romance and passion. However, preliminary casting was an immense failure. The team
struggled to find characters that could interact and even pretend to have these atypical feelings, on the assessment screen.
Perhaps these people have never experienced romance, but nevertheless, rather than blow our complete budget on "love",
we did the next best thing, re-script the movie.
Since we were no
longer using characters based on tangent human feelings, we needed extraordinary talents to exploit on the screen. The survival
of the movie was dependant upon it. Preferably these talents would be generated
within the peer group, but as difficult as this task may have seemed, to find and seek out classy people out of our peers,
remarkably there was one who stood out. And it was not until 12:50pm, late in 2003, when Stevie Mc was on his way for his second, mid-lunch
snack, when we discovered the hidden talents of a particular individual.
The daily lunch time
dander of those personality deprived folk, Dvon and Meo would always take a similar course each and every day. First,
they would meet at their local recreational centre, obviously exhausted from a fine period of whatever science that was up
for that day. Next they would make for the short journey across the yard, avoiding crude, insensitive slogans from fellow chums
and powerful projectiles from senior members. On reaching the exit, they would meet and avoid conversation with Stevie Mc,
who was returning with a grand launch for two.
However it was on
that frigid cold day, late in December, that the movie made a surprisingly positive change in events. As the two made entrance
into the once called "Costcutters" retailer, an unusual and eventful senario took place. A figure in black was making
for the exit of the trading centre with great speed. However, it was the awkwardness and lack of grace in the figures movement
that made him stand out so badly. Time almost stopped as it seemed to slow, when the escapee had made deep and powerful
eye contact with Meo. Thousands of complex chemical incursions suddenly took place, generating an immense brain wave. Meo
had a brainwave, but as much as his head hurt, he made after the Mars bar man.
With a well timed
attack, he dove spectacularly high into the air and made for the rear end of the runner. With the thud of the impact, two
mighty girlish roars went aloud, chocolate bars went airborne, and the two bodies crashed to the ground with an awkward topple.
The resultant impact left the guys in a peculiar position. Meo gazed through the eyes and deep into the soul of the missunderstood
thief and he gazed back at the newly broken nose of Meo. But they were interrupted by Stevie Mc, who was returning to the
hot food counter.
After a long discussion, Meo
finally explained to Mic, the reasons and justification for his actions. It was Meo who believed that he could
use his challenged character on the screen and perhaps with time change him for the better, Dvon agreed with a comical "what?". However
to begin with, Mic dismayed the idea of the movie, but quickly realised that his career as a permanent borrower had been destroyed
and so he had more free time than normal and joined the team.
From that day, The outlet experienced
a massive increase in their profitability rates, however it was most unfortunate for them that their fate was to
change. They were so badly affected by their lack of sales and missing stock from the previous years, that they had to
sell up to the national franchise, "Chistmas tree".
Overall Mic
is a really down to earth guy who hates paying for things and at times tends to take things to far beyond the point.
He is what we call a Milker, with a heart. A great fella.
